Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ten reasons why I hate March

Just to make the record clear. I have hated March a lot longer than any of you because I have hated it since you were all little. I guess I have just rubbed off on the rest of you. So here goes, 10 reasons why I hate March.

1. It is so muddy that I want to scream because lots of mud gets tracked in the house from doing the chores.
2. It goes by so slow because there is nothing going on in March to look forward to.
3. You can never depend on the weather. It could be freezing one minute and warm the next.
4. I am ready for spring and it just isn't happening.
5. It never stays true to the saying and about if it comes in like a lion it will go out like a lamb.
6. It has already been winter for 5 months and needs to stop!!!!
7. I am in the mood to garden and it is still too early. By the time it is warm enough my mood has gone.
8. The lawn and trees are ugly and non-inspiring.
9. I am tired of being cooped up in the house all day long and so are the kids. If they go out when it is still cold they end up getting sick.
10. There are too many days in March. We need to vote and only have 20 days in March so we can get rid of this pathetic substitute for a month as soon as possible and move on to impish April.